- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
i can’t even eat a burrito without thinking about harry and louis
y’all ready for this logical leap? straight people do not need straight pride because they’ve never been made to feel lesser because of their sexuality! wow! what a fucking radical idea!
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not